let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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