Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Hippo gnu deer
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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