He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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