his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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