All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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