I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Let's get the cat blown out
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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