so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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