I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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