It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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