I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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