so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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