I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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