who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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