Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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