Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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