Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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