The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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