i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I need a hoe opinion
go on
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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