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dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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