It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
