Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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