She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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