I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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