Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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