Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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