YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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