What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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