And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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