Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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