I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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