I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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