hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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