Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
