I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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