I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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