Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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