You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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