If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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