We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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