Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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