Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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