Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Success! We fucked roommates!
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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