You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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