Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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