During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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