Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Your cock deserves a montage
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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