i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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