I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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