She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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