i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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