Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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