Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Alive.
So much puke
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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