Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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