ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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