I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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