If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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