No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Randomize
