Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
even my farts smell like vagina
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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