So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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